A Couple of Things…

Cark1.  Saw this on Facebook.  This is just freakin’ funny!


2.  I once saw the Oscar Meyer Wienie mobile broken down along the Conejo Grade.  Talk about killing the magic, or as they say in the industry, “There goes the fourth wall.”


3.  Speaking of Oscar Meyer, and other crap food you should never put in your body, I saw this headline from the Washington Post: “Your healthy habits are eating into the packaged foods industry”.

The article went on to site sources from the Kellogg Company, Kraft Foods, Chef Boyardee and others whose profits have fallen drastically in the last year, Kraft said by 62 percent!  See complete story:  http://www.washingtonpost.com

Somehow I don’t feel sorry for those poor bastards.  How about selling affordable healthy foods?


4.  One of my favorite things about my ex-mother-in-law Cheryle and her significant other Bruce who worked for Disney in the accounting offices was that they use to give us a Disney coffee mug every year for Christmas.  It’s been over ten years since I got one, but I still use them every day.  My favorite?  Either Tinkerbell or Dumbo.


5.  Speaking of Disney, I use to receive a family pack of four tickets every year when I worked in the media, first radio, then the magazine.  Disney was really smart about PR because they knew they would receive publicity in exchange.  You never had to prove you said or wrote anything either.

Toontown
ToonTownOne of my favorite experiences at Disney was actually work related and it was the grand opening of Toon Town.  They invited radio stations from all over Southern California for cover the grand opening with live broadcasts.  We had three DJs from the KXBS there.  We each had our own rooms at the Disneyland Hotel, food and beverage included, and a free sweatshirt thrown in because it got cold.  They picked me up that morning of the broadcast in the lobby and drove me via golf cart through the back lots of Disneyland, something most visitors never get to see.  When we arrived, the gates swung open and for the first time I saw Toon Town which was totally deserted as the park hadn’t open yet.  What a thrill.  I imagine that was how Dorothy felt when she stepped into the land of Oz.


6.  I love when a fellow employee brings in goodies for the rest of us to partake in.  Goodies are typically due to a Public Works Engineering Bylaws infraction (we get a list of these after we start our jobs in engineering at City Hall). Goodies are suppose to be “Not good for you,” so no one ever brings fruit (which I  would love!); typically they’re donuts or bagels, but it’s noteworthy to understand a goodie partaker will also owe goodies if they burn their bagel in the toaster, and it’s ALL FUN AND GAMES until their bagel burns so bad that the City Hall fire alarm is set off and the entire building has to be evacuated; hence, as of this week, we now have a new bylaw for when the fire department is called in. Pizza for everyone!


7.  I have a confession. I had never heard of Ash Wednesday until someone had to explain it to me when I was a waitress at Bob’s Big Boy.  I couldn’t figure out why certain people had dirt on their foreheads.  I even went outside to see if something was hitting them in the head on their way in.  Yeah, I wasn’t raised Catholic.

I can still celebrate Fat Tuesday, right?!!


8.  Bill Cosby thanked Eddie Murphy for choosing not to spoof him during “Celebrity Jeopardy”.  “He will not kick a man when he is down” is the quote from another Saturday Night Live alumni, Norm MacDonald.

How about spoofing a man who is being repeatedly accused of rape is not funny.  Bringing him into the mix was just done in bad taste. Tsk tsk.  And really?  He won’t kick a man when he is down?  Like he’s supporting him? I know, innocent until proven guilty, but there is still NOTHING funny about Bill Cosby right now.

Too bad too because that skit had me in stitches; it was extremely well done. “I’ll take Whore Ads for $200” said Sean Connery, when the category in fact was “Who Reads”.  TOO funny.

Here’s the skit if you care to spend over 8 minutes with it.

 


9.  key fobI use to hate how those car fobs beep when you lock and unlock your car.  They’ve taught society to disregard horn toots.  They use to signify that someone was trying to get your attention.  I hated them until I realized how useful they are to find your “lost” car in a parking lot.


10.  From my favorite quotes file: “Lost time is never found again” – Benjamin Franklin

Thanks for your time!

A Couple of Things…

Feb-Sunset1.   Living at the beach in Ventura where the temperature has been around 75-80 degrees the past couple of days, I’m okay with six more weeks of winter.  Thanks Punxsutawney Phil.  But I’d also be okay with some rain every now and then.


2. The Grammy Awards once again remind me why I don’t like popular music; however, once in a blue moon they get it right.  Case in point? BECK!!!


3.Beck  I wasn’t going to share my thoughts about Kanye West’s behavior when he tried to undermine Beck’s win…but I will share Shirley Manson’s:

Dear Kanye West

It is YOU who is so busy disrespecting artistry.
You disrespect your own remarkable talents and more importantly you disrespect the talent, hard work and tenacity of all artists when you go so rudely and savagely after such an accomplished and humble artist like BECK.
You make yourself look small and petty and spoilt.
In attempting to reduce the importance of one great talent over another, you make a mockery of all musicians and music from every genre, including your own.
Grow up and stop throwing your toys around.
You are making yourself look like a complete twat.

Ps.I am pretty certain Beyonce doesn’t need you fighting any battles on her account. Seems like she’s got everything covered perfectly well on her own.

Love her and I couldn’t agree more.  When I found this on Facebook it already had over 124,000 Likes and 29,000 shares, plus Rolling Stone, People and Variety Magazines were just a few of the media outlets carrying it.

It looks like Kanye as since recanted when he went on the Ryan Seacrest’s show a few days later,  “Beck is one of the nicest guys and one of the most respected musicians in the game,” said West. “When I said that thing about respect artistry, I think it came off the wrong way and that was a mis-wording on my part. … Obviously Beck is one of the most respected artists, and respects artistry.”

Well he got that right.  I don’t know how sincere he is though.


lonely4. I saw a post called “10 Things to Do When You’re Lonely”. I was wondering if “Slappin’ the salami,” “Cleaning your riffle,” or a little more dignified for a woman, some “Self love” made the list.
The author listed take a bath; take a walk; go to a movie; go to a yoga class; read; get coffee; go the the library; branch out; get a haircut; and the last help tip was “Become Your Own Best Friend.” Which the author says, ” If you’re not already, you should definitely consider becoming your own best friend. For one, life is a lot more fun when you enjoy your own company. Secondly, we tend to meet healthy friends and partners when we like ourselves first; and lastly, it alleviates a lot of feelings of loneliness if you like being with yourself.”

Oh PALEEZE, You know, “Become Your Own Best Friend” is a metaphor for “Tickle the Tulips.”


5. There was the oddest story about a woman who hasn’t smiled in 40 years because she didn’t want wrinkles on her face.  This was the quote from her in the article:  “Yes, I am vain and want to remain youthful. My strategy is more natural than Botox and more effective than any expensive beauty cream or facial.”

I’d much rather look at a wrinkly face with joy than a smooth face devoid of emotions.  But then, that’s just me.

Here’s a link to the story:  http://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/beauty/woman-avoids-smiling-for-40-years-to-stop-wrinkles/ar-AA9gjgJ

No Smiles


6. I keep hearing  the term “hipster” and how certain people are referred to as a hipster. I believe I saw a few walking about Ventura. So I looked it up:

  • a person who follows the latest trends and fashions, especially those regarded as being outside the cultural mainstream.

So now here’s my question of the day, “How many hipsters would it take to be considered a part of the cultural mainstream, hence negating them from being hipsters?”

Just thinking out loud here.


aquarium frog7.  I once had pet frog named Alfred in my aquarium with a bunch fish.  He was a little guy and I would race into my bedroom everyday after school to find him swimming through the water. I came home one day to find one of my kissing fish with a frog leg, Alfred’s leg, hanging out its mouth.

Kissing FishI was devastated!  I had no idea Kissing Gourami were carnivores.  Had someone bothered to read up on them we would have learned that they are actually omnivore and requires both algae-based foods as well as meaty foods…apparently like frogs.

 


8.  Facebook now allows you to designate someone you trust to be executor and manager of your account if something were to happen to you, like death.

This person CAN NOT log into your account, remove or change past posts, photos and other things you shared, Nor can they read messages you’ve sent to other friends or remove any of your friends.

They CAN pin a post on your page, respond to new friend requests and update your profile picture and cover photo.

I’ve done it. You should consider if…if you’re on Facebook.


9. There are some secrets I’d rather not know.


10. From my Favorite Quotes File:  “Play is often talked about as if it were a relief from serious learning.  But for children, play is serious learning. Play is really the work of childhood.” – Fred Rogers
I would just like to add, “Play should be the work of a lifetime.”

Play hard my friends!

Thanks for your time

A Couple of Things…

Sam Dog1. Sammy got groomed today!  I wake up her up early (7:30 is early for her these days) and I put her in the car where she normally loves a ride on my lap, but some how she has an inner doggie sense telling her she’s going to get a bath, so she shakes the entire ride.  It’s very dramatic.  When I pick her up it’s a different story, she’s all wiggles in anticipation for the diced up cheeseburger waiting for her in the car.  Now, it’s nap time!!

What a dog’s life!


2.  What kind of fucked up society do we live in where a judge rules it’s not illegal for someone to take photos up a female’s skirt without her knowledge?

a.  The judge was in Portland, OR (sorry Syd Rose).
b.  The perpetrator was 61, the victim, a 13-year-old girl.
c.  He didn’t deny it.

According to the MSN News story, “The practice of ‘upskirting’ has caused problems for prosecutors in other court cases where there are no laws on the books preventing people from taking unauthorized pictures up the skirts of clothed women in public places.”

Again, what kind of fucked up society do we live in where we actually have to enact laws forbidding bad behavior?


3. I can’t get enough of Hozier.  There.  I said it.

Up until about a week ago I hadn’t even heard of him, most likely because I don’t listen to “popular radio.”  But then an acquaintance on Facebook posted this video of Hozier getting surprised during a gig in France by about 20 choir singers in the front row, and well, that’s all it took. I’m a huge fan now.  Bought the album and I love it!

I just found out this tune, “Take me to the Church” is also up for a Grammy for Song of the Year.  Typically that’s a bad thing…but in this case, they got it right.
Please take a look if you haven’t seen it yet:


4. Interesting headline: “Scientist Crack the Code on How to UN-Boil a Hard-Boiled Egg”.  My first thought was , “Well, there goes more research funds down the drain”, but it turns out scientists believe it could have a huge implication for cancer research.  So cool!


Scary Kitty Bart5. And even odder headline?  “Cat Surviving After Accident and Burial”.  Yeah, the owner found his 2-3 year old cat bloodied and stiff after being hit by a car so he buried it.  The kitty showed up five days later in his neighbor’s yard after clawing itself out.

Two things:
a. Ewwww!
b. His neighbor’s yard?  Yeah, I wouldn’t go back home either after my owner buried me either! I’d be pissed too.  Does “Cujo Kitty” come to mind?

Here’s the USA Today story:  http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/01/28/cat-survives-accident-burial/22454211/?hootPostID=bc74c4d6272bddc1fd2d7683fbf026de


6. Since we have Freedom of Speech, that should also mean I have the Freedom to not hear someone’s speech, right?  There are a lot of stupid people out there and I’d rather not deal with them.  Hence, the ability to Unfriend, switch the channels, turn off the radio, or just walk away. Use your power of choice, might make your day that much nicer.


7.  How about Freedom of choice?  There are few companies I hate more than AT&T.  I finally got rid of my land line a couple of years ago, but I still had to use them for internet access.  They had the audacity to ask for permission to run a credit check to switch my internet plan.  THEIR internet plan.  I told her that my being with them with a great record of paying my bill on time for over 20 years in the same location should be good enough.   She disagreed.  I am proud to say I am no longer a customer of this company.  Don’t even get me started with the automatic phone tree. They’re the worst.

There’s actually an “I hate AT&T” Facebook page.  They have 782 Likes.
There’s also a “hate_att” Twitter account.
There are many blogs with that title as well.

I guess I’m not the only one.


lemonades8.  Okay, I admit it:  the Girl Scout cookie called Lemonades ROCK!  But I still didn’t buy a box.

How strong am I?


9.  I’m posting this photo I took February 6, 2015 on Main Street, Ventura…just in case you didn’t see it on the VenturaRocks.com Facebook page.  I posted, “Moon over Main last night. Not the biggest of moons, but cool car, no?”
0206_VenturaRocks


10. From my Favorite Quotes File;  “The problem with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.” – Lilly Tomlin ·

Thanks for your time!